Hello, blog. It's been a long time.
You and I have had quite a relationship, haven't we. I started you because I wanted to keep all the people back home up to date. Well, I got too lazy and no one read you.
A little later, I started you all over again. Twice. And you fell to the wayside both times.
Then you were reborn as Mimeno! And I was writing. Then I stopped. There's a little pattern going on around here.
But, well, to be honest, I guess I never found anything interesting to say through you. I had no voice. I love my family and all, but I was too busy enjoying my time with them to bother using you for your intended purpose.
I think I have found a reason for you now. I think I know what to do with you. And it's this:
For far too long, blog, I have been lazy. Lazy writing blogs, yes, of course. We already discussed that. No, I mean, lazy about all the things I truly love and want to do. My art, my writing. Not only that, through many starts and stops, I have been very physically lazy. The absence of table tennis or aikido in my life has left me literally soft. In the belly region. Some may call it fat. I call it fat. I'm fat.
So now, it's time I put you to work, blog. You are not only my blog on life, you're my blog on my improvements. You are going to show the world - and by that, the one or two readers who may pass through - that I don't have to be lazy. I don't have to trade my self-respect, my true pride, my hard work, my happiness, my fun for convenience and entertainment.
I have started my drawing, writing and exercise challenges for all to see. Enjoy, blog and all those who may read you in the future.
...keeps shoving blue pic pens into the printer. 
