What Would Tyler Durden Do? Not This.

I just found a web site. Seems popular. It's full of pictures and gossip about celebrities, mostly women that I can tell.
It's called What Would Tyler Durden Do? I've watched Fight Club countless times, and read the book nearly as much. It saved me from myself in a time when I desperately needed saving. I have learned how to be a human being because of this book and movie.


This website is not what Tyler would do. So if not this, what?



If Tyler Durden could steal or blackmail his way to an internet connection he would:
→ develop a virus that would not only destroy your computer, but would spread to everyone else's and destroy theirs and continue on until the internet was no longer viable.
→ change everyone's desktop picture to a massive, 13-inch black dong.
→ spam you with advertisements for soap so much that you just have to click that button to buy your fat-ass back and stop the spamming. It won't.
→ he would come to your house and make you throw your computer out the window and go outside to play. Starting with me.

Any other ideas?