Mimeno: The Adventurie Life of a Lifetime

Sunday, July 29, 2007

THE CHILDREN OF MEN by PD James


Scenes and Leaves
At the beginning of this year, my wife and I gathered ourselves up and took a visit to the movies. There we purchased our tickets for a movie that both, honestly, knew nothing about. What had hit us was much more than I ever thought it would have been; a beautiful film of such power that our brains were as if touched by divinity. As we exited the theater, and began our feet for the long walk home (and in all honesty, the better parts of the next couple of days), we found ourselves conversing unceasingly about the world we were driven into.

As soon as I had heard that this movies was in fact an adaptation of a film, a resolved myself to find it. And so, the very next day I headed to Osaka's highly, and distastefully romanticized fantasy of SoHo, NYC, Amemura, I entered Random Walk. With this book store comprised of nothing but foreign (mostly English) language books, I found it in a snap. Unfortunately, the "Now a major motion picture" label had been slapped on and Clive Owens sullied face stares blankly ahead, piercing into the heart of me.

Despite the ridiculousness of the price (nearly three-times the original UK price), I hit the counter with fury and made my purchase.


What We Find
In 2021, the world is a much more desolate place. It hasn't been ravaged by war. No real animosity lingers for anyone. The world is a desert of complacency, hollowed out by one single, completely unexplainable fact. There hasn't been a child conceived and delivered in twenty-five years.

Surrounded by the apathetic; by women who take dolls and cats as their own flesh and blood; by cities that become just a little bit quieter after each death, Theo is a teacher with barely any one person to teach. The old watch TV while those who are still young - the Omegas - are too spoiled, too self-important to do anything.

After his complete acceptance of the end, Theo is ready for anything, by having nothing. He accidentally killed his only child, and his wife has left him. All he has left is his museums. However, this desperate peace is broken by a beautiful woman and her four companions. Desperate to rid England of Theo's cruel cousin, The Warden of England, The Five feebly fumble into a farce of a revolution. Theo, wanting no part in this, finds that it he can't separate himself from it.

Theo is thrust into The Five's terrible world and is compelled to stay. To protect a secret that would profoundly change him and the world in both divinely and monstrous ways.


Action-packing
Those who have seen the movie and are expected fast-paced, adrenaline-pumping action right off the bat might be surprised at the pacing of the book. Ms. James splits the book into two parts and the first half of the book is quite slow. It's Theo's slow creep to his eventual and expected demise at the hands of time. Many of the problems that appear in the movie never rear their ugly heads in the book, though the hints that they may have happened in the past are there.

The second-half of the book speeds like wild cart downhill with no breaks and only an old man to try his best at steering it while screaming out for those below. Though there are some familiar aspects of the movie in the book, the road is much different. Characters that were more or less prominent in the book are quite the opposite in the film. Some characters from the movie don't even appear in the book at all.


What a Difference a Director Makes
I, once a week, reminded my wife on how different the book is from the movie - and she, each time, reminded my to 'shut up'.

More often than not, movie adaptations of books don't go so swimmingly. The only book-turned-film, other than Children of Men, that I actually liked was Fight Club. The directions taken in both movies were often radically different than those in the book. However I think that the spirit of each book was captured in a way that made it timeless.

And the fact that the movies were so different led me to not at all hate either the film or the printed versions of the story. Both the film and book of Children of Men were completely enjoyable for totally different reasons.


And In the End
To not read this book would be a shame. It shows us the ridiculousness of every argument, every war, every atrocity. It preaches the precious life poetically, with passion and prose. It stands on our chests and makes us feel how every moment in our lives is precious. It dances inside a world with no children, and explains that this is not where we will ever want to be.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Survival

For the past week and a half, the death of me has been caused by a nasty cold that forces sticky, milky-green substances to fly at high velocity at my students of all ages. And for the past couple of days, a nasty migraine has pierced my left eye, cheek and even teeth with the fury of a thousand furies, armed with knives and bigger knives and those little forks you use for eating shrimp. Ouch.

However, I do believe that it's at the end of it's rope as I can breathe again, and the pain seems to be subsiding.

INTERNET EXPLORER GOODNESS
If you haven't noticed, intrepid and lonely reader, the website seems a little more composed since last time I wrote. The hacks I entered into my CSS seem to have fixed many of the major problems that have surfaced for Internet Explorer. The box model is put all together, and Mikey be happy.

However, the bottom sidebar's background continues to flicker as you place your cursor over a displayed link. I haven't found anything to fix this yet, though I'm working on it.

Also, the Strips page is almost complete. I made the site (almost) completely from scratch and am quite proud of that fact. However there is one element, just like the sidebar issue, that's driving me mad because I'm not sure how to fix it. Check it out by clicking The Strips Sticker on the top sidebar. I've placed the first fully completed RocketRat Blues Strip on there - although it's a bit out of sequence from the rest of the story. After I start putting everything up, I'll take it down and put it up again in the appropriate place.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


Lucky us! Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix has recently come out in Japan, a week before the rest of the world. Huzzah! So naturally, I'll rub it in just a bit more...

Suckers! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

STORY
This installment introduces a bevy of new characters, for better or worse, and some interesting plot progression to the series. Tempers and agitation flare as the forces of the downright mean start being a bit abrasive. Well, a bit MORE abrasive.


The movie gets right down to business with Harry wallowing in his fledgling Emo-state, wondering why such rotten luck has befallen such a beloved character as himself.

And then things start to slide into it's downward spiral of slippery, yet pointy-rock-covered slide-of-pain.

More light is then shed upon those who fought 'He-who-shall-not-Squeak-in-a-bathtub" before, which during the course or the filum opens up the pasts of the children who are taking up the call.

The world of Ye Ol' Hogwarts - a school where it seems only one spell is taught a year - is once again turned topsy-turvy. Loyalties are questioned as the new Biyotch-In-Town seeks to make everyone into muppets of a bygone era. The punishment of non-compliance? Imagine a thousand PMS attacks focused into a single woman, crossed with potions, wands and meowing china. Not for the faint of heart.

With this Queen-of-Menstruation hot on their heels, Harry and friends raise an army of students to learn defensive magic. Who's to teach them? Well, Harry of course, the one student in Hogwarts who has experienced the most danger, and he actually teaches them something. And teaches them well, which makes me think what have all the other instructors in this so-called school have been doing. Friends from England have told me that the English education system is messed up, and I wouldn't have believed him, but Hogwarts...

All this leads to, but of course, the end, where the spectacle I've been waiting for four previous movies takes place. Lots of magic and boom - none done by Harry, but some by friends. It was satisfying and as I watched, I thought I could feel the cries of an entire generation of Evangelists, Born-agains and Jews-for-Jesus. Just for a moment.

AAAHHH......

CHARACTERS
I was never a big fan of Harry - as he would be dead 100 times over if it weren't for his friends, but I think his struggle through Emoness was pretty convincing. He seemed generally confused and defenseless (at least, for awhile).

I wish however, that the other characters, which seem to have so much going for them, seem to be there only to aid Harry, one time, in one movie, then become useless background fodder. Even Ron and Hermione seemed to have some important and useful skills in the first movie, that have either slowly faded or utterly disappeared by the second flick. I love these two characters much more than Harry and they seem to be getting the shaft.

WHAT I'D LIKE
It just seems to be that books that are five-hundred or more pages should never be turned into a single movie. It's nearly impossible to get a good sense of anything that the world and the characters have to offer. So much is lost and will never be seen.

Welcome to the world of television. If they had turned the Potter books into a short, high-quality HBO series, I think everything would play out better. I haven't read the books, but from what many tell me (and how geekish they get about it) there is so much more that is worth - and even necessary - getting into a series.

Ah well...

AND THE VERDICT
If you're a fan, then you have to see it. There are a lot of plot developments that you shouldn't miss, especially if you aren't hooked on the books but like the movies. If you don't care about characters so much and want to see some magification, then DEFINITELY see this one.

If you feel like these movies have been running thin lately, then this one's no better. I'd rent it and have fun with it at home. Cuddled up with your blankey, some hot cocoa and the image of the ideal mate floating in your head. Oh, and with your actual mate, too, I guess.

I think I'll give this movie a deteriorating 4 out of 5 ✯STARS✯, and bid you a good evening.

Making something work... but what?

ROCKETRAT DESIGN
Well, the RocketRat sites are looking great, I think. Two items on the agenda are left. The first being I need to fix up this confounded box model CSS crap that's wreaking havoc with that shitey, piece-o-crap Internet Explorer. I entered in some hacks that I hope work. I'll get to check tomorrow.

The other is that I'm going to add another sidebar where I can list specific recommendations and my favorite links.

The RocketRat Strips page is currently on hold. The design will be a bit different from the other pages, and I want to complete some of the cartoons before I even begin.

I'm also working on a new design for my portfolio page. This will, hopefully, give me the space to clean it up and make it look as professional as I hope my work someday is. (^o^)v

WACKY DAYS ON THE OL' RANCH WE CALL JAPAN
The other day, Meg and I went to the local aquarium for a little date-day. It was nice, although the penguins seemed more than depressed. The aquarium is loads better than the zoos in this country where it seems that I can sometimes see suicide gleaming in the eyes of the animals who can't leave.

Osaka just recently was supposed to have been hit by a typhoon that drowned everyone south of us. We were lucky as it veered away. Sorry that the others weren't so lucky.

Niigata, to the north of Tokyo, was AGAIN ravaged by a devastating earthquake. The damage seems really bad, and as soon as my brief summer vacation comes to be, I'm gonna go up for a couple of days and see if I can help with something. There are volunteer groups that I hope I can link up with.

And to top it all off, today, my wife just found out that her father has a herniated spine and has been in the hospital for a week. She wasn't too happy to not hear about it until now. She took her mini-break and went back home. よかたな! Luckily, he's fine. He'll probably need some physical therapy though.

Anyway, there'll be more later...

Mike, the RocketRat surrounded by disaster on all sides!

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Big Train, Little Train



I sometimes feel like Simon Pegg's character in this sketch. Woe is the life of an English Instructor...

Utada - Boulevard of Broken Dreams



There is almost nothing that I wouldn't watch or listen to of hers...
Yay for Hikaru Utada!

A Big Train Inspiration



This sketch from the British TV show Big Train was my inspiration for naming my favorite Panda!

Like to learn English?



Another great commercial!

Steven The Vegan



Steven answers some of your basic questions about being a vegan..."

Thursday, July 12, 2007

It's Megumi! (2006)

Meg's DressMeg's Sleeping

Here's Megumi during the day...


Scary Meggy's EyeScary Meggy's Mouth

...and during the night. I hide really well!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Halloween - Pumpkin style! (2006)

Pumpy 1

For one of my kids classes, we had to carve out pumpkins for halloween! This is Pumpy!


Pumpy 2

Some more random pictures (2006)

Cat on Bike 1Cat on Bike 2

Some more random things I've taken pictures of!


Glovehighway

Some random pictures (2006)

Mt. RokkoBlue Bird

Some random pictures from Osaka and Kobe.


Train 1Train 2

Camping - in a CABIN! (2006)

InsideSick Nate

Meg, Nate and myself took a little trip during the summer to Meg's home town.

We took a little trip to a beautiful hot-spring town called Kinosaki where everyone walks around in their hotel's wonderful yukata! After bitching about Buddhist monks in this country, Nate sampled some of their flowing drinking water. Then he got a bit sick. Revenge is a dish best served by the wrongly-worshiped gods of Buddhism.

Later on there was some swimming in the ocean and some relaxing in a cabin where we had a nice barbecue and shot off some fireworks. Nice!


Nate AsleepMax Value

Osaka Castle (2006)

The Castle 1The Castle 2

Here we are at dear old Osaka-Jo. We came kinda late, hence all the darkness. The Sakura were taken just before the sun went down.


MegumiCherry Blossoms

Spiderman was a little late! (2006)

MeaganNateStrangers

Nate, Brad, Meagan and I waited for like, forever, to get onto Spiderman: The Ride. Once you get inside the building, it's modeled like a newspaper office. And low-and-behold, once (an hour later) we reached the dark-room [THE HOTTEST AREA IN THE WHOLE BUILDING], the ride stopped.

Almost an hour later, still no go.

Brad, Nate and I began to entertain ourselves with our version of the prayer from one of my favorite movies, Glory. However, not only did it entertain us (and embarrass Meagan), the Japanese Folks who were stuck with us also seemed with our performance.

Around two hours later - and a lot of "This damn-well better be worth it, Mike" - We finally got on.

It was worth it.

High Above Shin Shiddy (2006)

BradMeagan


If you go to Shinsaibashi, a crappy part of town full of the type of youtz I would like to knock around a bit, you'll find a famous store right next to the river that runs right through it. It's called Donki Hotei and it's the most annoying place on earth. It's, in actuality, a chain that sells everything that you could possible need and more that you will wish had never entered into your mind - all the while, blasting mind-numbing, ear-deafening music constantly.



Simon

Anyway, if you go to this one, you can spend a couple of bucks and ride the creaky, jolty, bubbled ferris wheel that's built right into the face of the building. Though it does give you a decent view of the bright, club-ridden city, looking down at the river below you makes you ponder a watery demise. I wouldn't really recommend riding this thing, that is, unless you enjoy urine-smelling, immense tap-lights.



FrontBack

The Bushinator



This was brilliantly done by whoever did this

Who's on What the FCUK is going on?



HeHe

Children are Creepy



...especially British children...

Unfold



Here's another clever one.

Float



I think this is pretty clever.

Fat Cat



Uh....huh...

Ah, The Amish



This is from an Australian TV show, Micallef.

Merry Christmas Mr. Atkinson



I don't always like Mr. Bean, but occasionally...

Candy and Anger Management Issues



Oh, Rollo! I do miss thee!

The Way of the Dragon



Leave it to the Japanese to find the cutest things in the world. Meg and I originally watched this on TV and spent forever looking for it for her. She's gonna die when she sees this!

Update (8/12/08): My baby does this now, and I'm sure that he could kick this baby's ass all over the Pacific!

Fuji



After such a long time, it still makes me laugh!

Regina Spektor - Samson



From cute to bittersweet... Gotcha!

Regina Spektor - Fidelity



This is such a cute song!

It's a Turkish Alien's Delight!



This is only a sample of the greatness that is Turkish Star Trek!

If you're brave and wanna see more, check the long version!

Cute Kid, Asses and Monster Asses



Kids can be so darn カワイイ! (Cute)

Bush Ferrell

Will Ferrell as George Bush


I think I'd rather have this Bush than the real one.

The Landlord Outtakes

The Landlord Out Takes


Just as great as the original! And less filling!

The Landlord! It's Famous!

The Landlord


Will Ferrell is a genius!

America! FCUK Yeah!



I love this kinda stuff! Go America!

Vegismile

For sad news concerning VegiSmile, click here.

VegiSmile's Entrance
There's a little restaurant somewhat hidden in a residential area at the base of Mt. Rokko in Kobe. It has become quite near and dear to the hearts of both myself and the lovely Megumi. As you enter, the lights are dimmed low, and classic rock and oldies pump through a tiny jukebox, surrounded by large posters of Easy Rider. Welcome to VegiSmile!

Inside, two tables that hold four each resemble park picnic tables, but feel just a little more comfortable. The counter holds six or seven and surrounds the kitchen area, much like the sushi counters that have settled in our collective gaijin consciousness. A magazine rack supplies us with popular cookbooks like The Artful Vegan and The Garden of Vegan and...

"No, wait, what? Vegan what? You mean that...? What?


That's right, RatBoys and RatGirls. This place is 100% Vegan! I can eat EVERYTHING on the menu, and such a thing is not easily said!

The owner-slash-cook-slash-only employee, Yamamoto Takeshi (right), has been a vegan for twelve years due to food allergies. Softspoken, this guy emanates cool.



He's traveled North America and Oceania. He's a snowboarding instructor. He rides a chopper. And he can kick your ass! Ten years of kickboxing, as well as several other fighting styles. (And who says vegans don't have muscle?)


The food...absolutely DELICIOUS! I love his soups! Mr. Yamamoto hits you with some distinctive tastes. His salads are sweet and often are sides to the burgers he serves.

My wife, Megumi, and other doubting carnivores were blown away by the "meat" dishes he serves. His chicken dishes are to die for!

He serves soba-pasta dishes, pizza, burgers, hamburg (burgers without the bread, people), dorias and pitas. Want some Mexican? He's got some!

Need to wash it all down? Besides juices and teas, Mr. Yamamoto serves beers, cocktails and wine by the glass or bottle.

He also has some dinner sets, including one that's Microbiotic. He serves special soups and deserts that rotate every two or three days.



Dessert anyone? His ice cream is sweet and he has some nice flavors. I love his cakes! They're nice and thick and moist! Here you can see Meg and I enjoying our fill.
I'm telling you this now. Each plate of food will fill you up very quickly, however, the food being so good and all, you will want more. You will want more and more tasty morsels!
This place is really laid-back. Check out the menu, write down your order on the supplied pen and paper and hand it down to Mr. Yamamoto. Grab your silverware and your water and chat. When the food's ready, it'll be handed to you over the counter. Proceed to chow down!
Family comes to mind when I think of VegiSmile. It's like you're relaxing with close family you haven't seen in a while, passing the food around the table. Chatting, sharing a couple plates! Ahh...Mangiare!


However, a word to the wise. This is a small place, and Mr. Yamamoto is the only employee, so please, exercise a little courtesy. Be a little patient (you don't have to wait too long), especially if he has other patrons, or you've come with a bunch of others.

If you want to set up a little party for yourselves, call or e-mail him in advance, so he has ample time to prepare. He's a nice guy, so be nice in return! (^-^)/



Here's some Sad News
As of December, VegiSmile will be closing. Mr. Yamamoto will be working for an Organic Cafe in neighboring Okamoto. He's happy because he will have an actual steady pay check and decent salary embedded in those pay checks. But I cry. As a consolation, despite the cafe not being vegan, he's willing to cook vegan! Go Vegan!



Here's the info:

What time: 6:15pm - 12 midnight.

How much: Each menu item is 500 yen or 1000 yen (with the occasional 1500 yen plate).

Where is it: It's closest to the Rokko stop on the Hankyu line in Kobe, but you can easily get there from JR Rokkomichi.

Phone: 090 - 9289 - 5403

E-mail: try vegi-smile-cooking@ezweb.ne.jp (if that doesn't work, please leave me a comment)



If you're interested in learning the fine art of vegan cooking, you can attend one of Yamamotosan's classes. He runs one class on the last Monday of every month. And in each class, he teaches you a pre-planned dinner from drinks, to dinner, to desert. It's 3500 yen (~$33 US) per class, but don't expect to see any of this food on his menu. He won't give up his secrets no matter how much you beg.

Check out the crude map that, um, my WIFE drew. Yeah...my wife...

Wanna see what other's have said about VegiSmile? Check this out!



Have fun and enjoy!


Laterz,
Mike, the very full and satisfied RocketRat!
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