Enter the Heroes!

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For some weeks now, I've been working on a comic strip based on all the characters that I've been planning for this site, and now, I'm ready to start putting some of them up, on occassion. In time, however, as some introductions need to be made...

ヒロケンザン!!!

Welcome to the Municipal Laboratory of SuperHero Advanced Research and Employment (S.H.A.R.E.)! This is where anyone can gain a super power and find their place in the exciting, new field of super heroism or villainy. However, super powers are not a canned substance. Each ability is custom-built from scratch to meet the needs of the customer. This requires testing and animals to test upon. Enter our heroes, lab animals who have to deal with the daily rigors of inept scientists and the insanity that is having roommates.

Everyone's favorite RocketRat! He's part rat, part nuclear-powered rocket engine who can reach speeds anywhere from llama-crawl to llama-quick to even the unheard of llama-extreme. As an experiment, the scientists grafted the personalities of both a blues-guitarist and a jet fighter pilot to this little, radioactive mammal. He craves a good chase and can blast out a heart-wrenching sad song on his stringless guitar at the drop of a hat.

WAFFLE!! A once ferocious tiger living in the jungles of - well, she doesn't know...she's just a tiger! At first, the scientists used Waffle as an experiment to see if tigers can be made boring. This was their first, and perhaps only, success. Since then, she's been used to test out new, half-finished super powers. She doesn't really care, though. Why should she even bother...

Next in line is Starfunkle, The Phatasmo-cat! Dreamed up during by the scientists during some substance-abusing tomfoolery, Star - an ordrinary house cat- has been blended with a starfish. He doesn't do much aside from stick to glass and open shellfish with his stomach. But could there be more to this cat-fish than meets the eye?

And last, but never the least...the enigmatic Tom Henderson! A Panda, given the strength of ten pandas, whose brain was replaced by something...else. The scientists forgot what it was. Tom believes that he is an employee of the office next door to the laboratory and is often there, filing or doing some other busy work. He has a short temper, and becomes enranged by mismanaged files or panda cartoons.

Check them out soon! Next time, however, we meet our villians! Hmm HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! HA HA!!!! HAAAA!!!!!! HAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Until then, m'friends...
Laterz...
Mike, the fiendish RocketRat