The Long Arm

My apartment of absolute safety and perfection was visit by a copper today. Startled, I grabbed the baby and made for the window. The officer broke down the door with his iron leg, heavy-stepped in with his legs and arms hanging wide before tazering me to the ground. As the officer stood over my hemorrhaging body, and as my son began to play with some random toy, he told us that there was a pervert in the area showing children his Winky McWinkerson. As soon as I stuttered out my information, he left with a bang of the door behind him.

Well...There wasn't any action. Instead of a tazer, he had a file book, but my son was playing with a random toy. And I guess there is a flasher in the neighborhood. Just goes to show you that Japan isn't such a safety country.